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Dear Professor Pincushion – Fabric Stash

Dear Professor Pincushion Fabric StashDear Professor Pincushion,

I’m new to sewing and, therefore, don’t have many supplies.  I’ve heard of that many experienced sewers having a fabric stash to use, but how do I go about starting my own fabric stash?

-mountainsew

 

Dear mountainsew,

Let’s back up here.  Before we even start talking about a fabric stash, you must first consider the “housing” of the fabric stash.  If you think a remote area of your closet or having a bookshelf will be sufficient room, I fear that you may have not properly prepared yourself for the fabric stash.  In fact, I would contact your banker now and see how you can go about financing a new addition to the house or maybe building a separate house on your property just for the fabric.  A real fabric stash is usually large enough to warrant warnings of fabric avalanches or the disappearance of small pets and children.

Next, a fabric stash is a character all on its own.  You may think you have control over the fabric stash, but that’s just an illusion.  It can grow on its own in the dark like rabbits and, before you know it, you’re just maintaining a fabric monster.  But this monster is your monster, therefore, you’ll find yourself defending it against fire, floods, and the unsympathetic spouse, who rarely understands.

In fact, you don’t start a fabric stash, the fabric stash starts you (or at least starts your descent into fabric madness).  It starts off innocently enough.  Ok, you’re learning to sew and start a couple of projects.  As a beginner, it’s common to be paranoid that you won’t have enough fabric so maybe you buy a little more than you need.  When you finish your project, you have a big enough scrap leftover that tossing it is just seems so wasteful.  You keep it.  I mean it’s just a little piece of fabric, it doesn’t take up hardly any room at all.  There’s a little voice inside you that tells you there will be a perfect project that comes along where this scrap will play a fundamental role and become a hero.  And then after a few projects these scraps start to add up, now it’s a little mound of fabric.  (Look at that little pile of fabric.  It’s so cute!  Hey, there little buddy!)  While this pile may seem innocent enough, there is an on-going trend that everything you make happens to be too large to actually use any of these scraps, but we ignore this and continue on with the sewing fun, completely ignorant of what the future may hold.

If this was all that occurred, it really wouldn’t be so bad, but there’s a larger force that usually contributes to the growing fabric stash.  Let’s bring in another character.  I’m going to call her Aunt Betty.  The name may be different in your situation, and this person may not even be related to you, but, as this is a common occurrence for many of us, I’m going to coin the term as the Aunt Betty Fabric Stash Factor.  What is the Aunt Betty Fabric Stash Factor?  Let’s just say that word starts getting around about your new hobby and, suddenly, Aunt Betty happens to mention that she’s given up the craft, but you can totally have some of her fabric.  (Yay, free fabric!)  What you don’t realize is that she is passing her stash on to you.  Despite given up sewing, there’s still an attachment to the fabric.  (We’re like fabric pirates who love to pour over our textile treasure even if that treasure is covered with chile peppers, chickens, or cartoon kangaroos.)  She could have given it all to a thrift store, but she’s been waiting for you, a person who will treasure her fabric stash as much as she had.  So while you thought you were going to get a few yards of fabric, you suddenly find yourself, in possession of a garbage bag full of fabric.   You even pull out a few scraps and Aunt Betty will chuckle and say, “Oh dear, I remember making something out of that but this scrap was too big to throw away.  It would be perfect for a crazy quilt that I never got around to doing.”  Stop and remember this.  This is your future.  And even if you know what’s going on, you will not be able to stop yourself from accepting the stash.  The temptation is just too great and the fabric pirate must add to the booty.

And this is not counting the number of times you walked into a fabric store and walked out with fabric that was just too adorable and purchased “just because.”  This is probably the most dangerous type of contribution to the fabric stash.  You buy fabric without having a particular project in mind.  So it sits in your stash for a few years and when you get around to wanting to use it, now it’s been discontinued so if you cut it and make a mistake, it’ll be forever ruined and the fabric is too cute to be ruined, so back in the stash it goes!

Fabric Stash Pie Chart

I've created a pie chart to show the makeup of a typical fabric stash.  We have fabric too ugly to use, (donated by Aunt Betty), fabric too cute to use, fabric scaps and, lastly, the smallest part is fabric that is use-able.

Even if you have an impressive fabric stash that fills a whole room, whenever you start a new project, nothing in your stash will ever be good enough and so you must go back to the fabric store to buy more fabric and maybe get a little more than you need because you don’t want to run out and that fabric  is cute, and that fabric is cute.  Better get a couple of yards, just because….phew, I better call my banker again.
-Professor Pincushion

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19 thoughts on “Dear Professor Pincushion – Fabric Stash

  1. mcadwell

    I just got into sewing last year and I think the person in the video came to my house when I wasn’t looking!

    I’ve looked in my stash and seen fabric in there that I KNOW I didn’t buy…so where did it come from? It looks like two of my fabric prints had a baby…an ugly baby. In other words, some of those small pieces are from when two “adult” (larger) pieces of fabric procreate when I leave the house.

    Yup, the things you learn when you read comments on a sewing site.

  2. Vonnie

    This is so cute!!!…made me laugh out loud and want to hop right into the car to find another hunk of fabric that I would HAVE to have for some project down the road. I’m just getting back into sewing (I’ve made my rubber stamp stash so huge that I can’t get into my stamping room – just shook my head and locked the door). Decided I needed a new hobby so I hauled out my old sewing machine and told my teen-aged granddaughter that I would LOVE to remake the dress she wants to wear for her senior pictures. Thanks for the smile and the web-site with so many tutorials to help me get back into the machine work which I haven’t tackled for over 10 years. Hmmmm….maybe I should go look at new machines….bet they would throw in a couple yards of fabric if I purchased………….

  3. Vicki

    This article soooo decribes me! And I thought I had it good when I find a piece here and there! I make regulars stops at one thrift store in particular. I think someone out there is gradually cleaning out their stash, just for me, because they always seem to have SOMETHING that I absolutely must have! Nice of them to do it gradually, so I can say “it’s just one piece…” However, I would love a “surprise bag!” What a deal! And I totally agree with you about the club! It takes like minds to understand and husbands just aren’t in that group!

  4. ProfessorPincushion

    ha! that’s so awesome. I guess I should be lucky I don’t have a thriftstore near me that does something similar because I also wouldn’t be able to resist. It sounds like Christmas! 😀

  5. Careen

    Soooo funny and so right on! Thank you for that! Besides the fabric stores and donations, there’s a nearby thrift shop that sells garbage bag size “surprise bags” of fabric for like 4 bucks which are usually impossible to resist only because I’ll usually find a couple of treasures crushed up and drowning in a sea of “Aunt Betties” (which of course I keep too….cuz as my yiddish grandma might say….ya neva know??) I’m sure I’ll need to make a costume for my 5yr old son with glittery black netting or one day I’ll feel kitschy enough to re-upholster only 1 cushion of my couch with that 1 yd. of rodeo print polyester, lol! But just for those prizes of awesome fabric it makes perfect sense to buy 5 bags at a time. So much fun…like opening presents! Ha….my poor husband! I love to be part of a club that truly understands the madness!

  6. trishba

    OMG, I was laughing so hard I was crying, because IT WAS SO TRUE! Everything you said was right on the money!! Thank you for that bit of humor!!

  7. fotoguy

    It would be hilarious, but it’s TOO TRUE! Everything you said about that fabric stash is exactly the way it happens. Mine is overflowing onto the couch, nearly into the kitchen, and almost to the ceiling. Yet I cannot walk out of a fabric store without some fabric that I bought “just because”.

    Thank you for all of your wonderful videos! You’re amazing.

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